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A girlfriend of mine had an emergency in her apartment one day when the landlord had to gain entry without her presence. Upon entering her room, he discovered her full collection of dildos, vibrators and oils strewn about her bed after an eventful evening of watching some porn DVDs. Of course he said nothing about it, but save yourself from the fate of an oldschool landlord happening upon your playthings, and put them in a box. Besides, it makes for a great presentation should you have a party with your friends. |